Super Nice Guys
I am not a vegetarian druid, by the way.
Ann, on why she’s not opposed to furs
The only thing you’ve done with my dungeon is poop in it!
Can Nel-sun use a shuriken?
This Prego’s on fire!
You have an ant problem, my friend.
Ragu (Andre) to Lord Darkclaw
Mike: " Prego wants to masturbate. We have to have a roll-off."
Cyrus: “Shouldn’t that be a whack-off?”
It’s a wagon full of mind-your-own-goddamn-business.
“Anything is possible, Febreeze!”
“[Lord] Cockwad’s probably going to get off!”
“Cockwad is clean”
“I rolled a 16 so I’m eating a butthole tonight.”
Prego & Ragu on getting it on with the Vecna priestess
Tell me, or I’ll rip our dick off!”
Some druids just want to watch the world burn.
I would not have expected Helena to be the Master Shake of the Party…
“I have LISTEN, so I’m a good listener, ladies…” — Andre
“And a great cuddler…” — Cyrus
I’m sorry, I don’t know who I’m fucking…
“We need to leave Texas, not America!” — Cyrus
“A mage named kevlar would be ironical” — Dungeon Mike
“Wait, I thought a butt was a crotch…” — Dungeon Mike
“This is the worst group I’ve played D&D with.” — Matt
“Get that swirl going!” — Andre